Sensational racism

Over the last week, The Blind View (TBV) has published several satirical articles on Julius Malema, Robert Mugabe, and Eugene Terre'blanche. There was a strong response from readers and contributors.

Mike's article, Julius on Education, caused a real stir, including a death threat:
"It is unfortunate that South Africa still has such racist bigot pale skinned moffies... people should kill all the Blind View writers for being racist... One settler!!! One bullet!!!"

Luckily that threat proved to be as real as the AWB's speedily retracted call for 'revenge'.

Mugabe

A source close to The Blind View who wished to remain anonymous for what he said were ‘obvious reasons’ claims to have had inside access to some of the recent meetings that took place between Mugabe and Malema.

‘Most of the time they were discussing interior design’ he said. ‘Remember that Mugabe has been in the game for a long time and Malema is only just starting out.’

Mugabe who presides over the 193rd largest economy in the world, prides himself on having rid his country of Colonialists. Zimbabwe’s GDP is 1.9 billion dollars per annum while it is rumored that Mugabe has many billions stacked away in offshore bank accounts making him wealthier than everyone else in the country combined.

‘This is the kind of thing they were discussing’ said our source.

‘Mugabe explained that the word colonialism is like 9/11. As long as you keep reminding people about it you can do whatever you want.’