The AWB in the 'new 20th Century'

Much of South Africa was shocked a few nights ago when the AWB`s secretary general Andre Visagie stormed off the set of Africa 360. In a statement released by the AWB last night their new spokesman Piet van Klapman said,

`This thing have been blown in the wrong direction. On André’s farm the ousie brings him his tea and melktert and never looks him amongst the eyes. Now here she is telling him what are what.`

When it was explained that the woman on Africa 360 was not Visagie`s domestic worker but political analyst Lebohang Pheko, Klapman said,

`But to Visagie she happened to look very similar. He made a mistake.`

Klapman explained that Visagie was `Very confused. He found himself wondering why he was explaining himself to his garden boy and cleaning girl. While in his own kitchen!`

Visagie apparently then noticed a wire attached to his body and believed that he was under surveillance from the `Swart Gevaar`. He hastily de-miked himself and stormed out onto the street. Not however before explaining to Pheko that he was not finished with her.

`What he meant by this` Van Klapman said, `Was that she would not be receiving sweet cake on Friday. That is standard punishment on the Visagie farm if the girl does not address him as Baas.`

Later that night Visagie narrowly escaped death when he drove his ox-wagon through a red traffic light in down town Johannesburg. A bottle of Klippies was found on the back seat.

`You must understand` said Van Klapman, `That these red lights can like to confuse Visagie. On the farm he haven`t yet been finding them. Procedures are under way to help him make the adaption to the new 20th Century!`